two sisters wrote:R-U-M-B-L-E, R-U-M-B-L-E goes your stomach and you know what that means. The bathroom seems to be 100 miles away and you don’t have that much time. You know that you shouldn’t have eaten that ice cream because you know that you’re lactose intolerant BUT you just couldn’t help yourself. It wouldn’t be so bad if you were by yourself but you didn’t want to tell your date “no thank you.” Now you have to find a way to politely dismiss yourself and beat feet to the bathroom.
Question:
What is the most embarrassing situation that you have faced and how did you handle it? Share a good one, and help a sista avoid the same embarrassment.
Being a woman, I've had many embarassing situations, Oh, let me count the ways! What can I say, Murphy's Law ain't got nothing on me -- if it could go wrong, at some time or another, it will, and it did! Being a woman, you naturally just roll with the punches, pick yourself up, and go on. I've been all decked out going to work, and thinking I was cute, had my all too tight skirt split all up in the back to rip right up the butt! Lucky for me, I had laundry in the back of my van, and worked at a high school. I went right to Home Ec and the teacher stitched me right up! That was just God!
Another time I was singing in a group at church, putting on a special Sunday program, and marching out with the other ladies in the group, I realized that my skirt was hiked up in the back, and my butt was hanging out for all to see. Luckily, I wasn't in the rear, and the woman behind me got me straightened out before I did one of my famous twists and turns during my solo! (Nope, wasn't wearing no skirt that Sunday!)
But, these are pretty trivial circumstances compared to that which I can only say was attributed to the Holy Ghost! Like St. John in the Book of Revelations on the isle of Patmos, I would say . . . I was caught up in the Spirit, on the Lord's day. One day while attending a church function and highly charged women's conference, the atmosphere was emotionally and spiritually intense, and women were preaching, praying, and prophesying. Being amongst the women looking for a spiritual breakthrough, and a word from the Lord, himself, one of the women preachers latched hold to me. The atmosphere was filled with women speaking in tongues, and the group was a spiritual abyss filled with women seeking soul salvation and divine deliverance. Out of nowhere, this big matronly sister, obviouslsy sensing my need to be purged from my inner demons, commenced to praying over me. Suddenly out of nowhere before I could even say a word, she latched ahold of me as I earnestly cried out to God in prayer. I was bent over on my knees, eyes shut tightly in deep prayer saying "yes, Lord, yes, Lord, yes, Lord . . ." The next thing I can remember because I have been traumatized for years every since -- is my wig being yanked completely off my head! She was saying, "God wants you to come before him just as you are! God wants you just as you are! Uncover youself!" Well, that may have been well and good for God -- but the reason I was wearing this wig was because my 'do' wasn't done! Needless to say, I think when my nappy, half braided head came out from underneath this wig . . . Lord have mercy! For a moment, all the spirit left my body -- literally! I think I could have evaporated into thin air! Like the song says,'If I had wings, I would have flown away!' But, then suddenly,(and it had to be God), I began to realize my true purpose for being there. My sudden fright and utter self consciousness left me just as quickly as it came, and eyes closed tightly shut, I kept on praying and I kept on wailing to God for my breakthrough and deliverance because truly my life I'd been living had been pure hell! I was looking for a spiritual transformation (in more ways than one! LOL!!!) and realized that perhaps it wasn't necessary for me to be so concerned about my physical looks, beauty, and appearance, if my soul was in such jeopardy! Afterwards and promptly, without saying one word, those big ladies praying all around me wiped my tears from my face, quickly helped me back up to my feet, and quietly readjusted my wig back on top my head. After a few moments passed, I stole away to the restroom, and shook my head in simple amazement in the mirror. I was a complete mess, but yet, still blessed! In the final analysis, when its all said and done, all I can say is -- Ladies, when you are in the spirit of the Lord and a place of intense worship and praise, make doubly sure EVERYTHING about you is "shout proof --especially your wig!" Halleluiah!
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